Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Keychain

Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists.

Now, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real and not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists.

50% of profits from this product will be donated to organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters. Your purchase also supports the Museum and its (not-so-secret) mission!