Secret Jewish Space Laser Products

Kippah is 5.5" wide Hand crocheted with the emblem of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps on a patch in the center

Slap this car magnet on your vehicle and declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps. 4.1" diameter 50% of profits from...

Due to the out of this world popularity of our Secret Jewish Space Laser* collection, the Weitzman is offering a limited run of SJSL MUGS, for all ...

Pre-Order. Ships mid-March Gazpacho Police: Arrestingly Funny! Iron-on patch 4"x4" 50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting right...

Gazpacho Police: Arrestingly Funny! hard enamel pin 2" across 50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting rights organizations.

Inspired by MTG's recent gaffe, enjoy a hot beverage in this generously sized 15 oz. cool, COLD mug! This ceramic mug is ideal for coffee or tea ...

Gazpacho Police: Arrestingly Funny! 50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting rights organizations. Made in the USAPrinted in Ver...

Are you Mazel tough enough for this sticker?   UV Laminated White Polypropylene Suitable for indoor + outdoor use 3.5" wide

Are you mazel tough enough for this patch?   Iron-on patch, 3.25" across

Measurements: 3.25" wide x 3.5" tall There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are ca...

Bubbe, are you Mazel Tough?  We've taken our motto for the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and made it into a T-shirt you can wear with pride! Made...

Also available as an iron on patch. There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are ca...

Our new Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Baseball Cap is here! 100% Premium Cotton Dad Hat Color: Navy Unstructured 6 Panel Crown Pre Curved Bill F...

Add this sticker to your mug, your car, or anywhere else you want to declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps. UV La...

Join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear this new embroidered patch with pride! (But also with discretion, because it is a secret!) Iron-o...

Shhhh! You've found the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt! Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East...

Join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear this new hard enamel pin with pride! Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret ba...