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Secret Jewish Space Laser Products

  • Jewish Space Lasers Book

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    With the current rise of antisemitism, this important book looks at how one Jewish family —the Rothschilds—became a lightning rod for the conspirac...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Kippah

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    Kippah is 5.5" wide Hand crocheted with the emblem of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps on a patch in the center

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  • Large Space Laser Car Magnet

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    Slap this car magnet on your vehicle and declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps. 4.1" diameter 50% of profits from...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Contrast Coffee Mug - white/cobalt blue

    Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Contrast Coffee Mug

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    Due to the out of this world popularity of our Secret Jewish Space Laser* collection, the Weitzman is offering a limited run of SJSL MUGS, for all ...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Goyim Squad Sticker

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    Add this sticker to your mug, your car, or anywhere else you want to declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps. UV La...

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  • Mazel Tough Sticker

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    Are you Mazel tough enough for this sticker? UV Laminated White Polypropylene Suitable for indoor + outdoor use 3.5" wide

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  • Mazel Tough Iron-on Patch

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    Are you mazel tough enough for this patch?   Iron-on patch, 3.25" across

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Iron-on Patch

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    Measurements: 3.25" wide x 3.5" tall There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are ca...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Pin

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    Also available as an iron on patch. There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are ca...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Baseball Cap

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    Our new Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Baseball Cap is here! 100% Premium Cotton Dad Hat Color: Navy Unstructured 6 Panel Crown Pre Curved Bill F...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Sticker

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    Add this sticker to your mug, your car, or anywhere else you want to declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps. UV La...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

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    Join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear this new embroidered patch with pride! (But also with discretion, because it is a secret!) Iron-o...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T Shirt

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    Shhhh! You've found the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt! Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Enamel Pin

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    Join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear this new hard enamel pin with pride! Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret ba...

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